"On The Page"
 
Tell me something stupid
Auction off my diary
Life is getting esoteric
Let me in your movie
Each time I walk out the door
Someone mixes metaphors
Life is so much cleaner on the page

  

It's like the morning when I'm dreaming
And everything is so pristine
It's just a seven hour movie
And I'm in every scene

  

Let me in my TV
Get this tape to Tori
Got to have a subplot
When I sell them my life story
Maybe I should write it first
And do the living later
'cause life is so much cleaner on the page

  

It's like the time I lost my body
And then I saw it on TV
Somehow it shed a whole dimension
But it still looked like me

  
(Hey! That looks like me!)

Each time I write lines for it
Someone improvises it
Life is so much cleaner on the page
Life is so much cleaner on the page